Wednesday, November 04, 2009

art critique phrase generator

The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator

0) I'm troubled by how
1) With regard to the issue of content,
2) I find this work menacing/playful because of the way
3) It should be added that
4) I agree/disagree with some of the things that have just been said, but
5) Although I am not a painter, I think that
6) Umm...
7) I'm surprised that no one's mentioned yet that
8) It's difficult to enter into this work because of how
9) As an advocate of the Big Mac Aesthetic, I feel that
0) the internal dynamic
1) the sublime beauty
2) the disjunctive perturbation
3) the optical suggestions
4) the reductive quality.
5) the subaqueous qualities
6) the iconicity
7) the aura
8) the mechanical mark-making
9) the metaphorical resonance
0) of the biomorphic forms
1) of the sexual signifier
2) of the negative space
3) of the spatial relationship
4) of the facture
5) of the purity of line
6) of the Egyptian motifs
7) of the gesture
8) of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix
9) of the sexy fish
0) verges on codifying
1) seems very disturbing in light of
2) contextualizes
3) endangers the devious simplicity of
4) brings within the realm of discourse
5) makes resonant
6) visually and conceptually activates
7) notates
8) spatially undermines
9) threatens to penetrate
0) the accessibility of the work.
1) a participation in the critical dialogue of the 90s.
2) the eloquence of these pieces.
3) the remarkable handling of light.
4) the inherent over-specificity.
5) the distinctive formal juxtapositions.
6) the essentially transitional quality.
7) the larger carcass.
8) the substructure of critical thinking.
9) the exploration of montage elements.