burdenon society: jiffy express takes the blame for your lateness

if you are late (again), try Jiffy !

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/jiffy-express/n10315

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Sunday, September 13, 2015

jiffy express takes the blame for your lateness

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