Tuesday, January 29, 2013

misheard lyrics

from kissthisguy.com
I'm only stealing the first 20. Go see the rest for yourself.
This week's pick: I left my brains down in Africa ??? This Week: I left my brains... 
Then there's Creedence Clearwater's "Bad Moon Rising" - "there's a bathroom on the right"
You will never hear these songs the same way ever again.

All Time Funniest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics
Here are the top 100 misheard song lyrics of all time as ranked by our viewers!
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Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Abba: Dancing Queen
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Now bring us some friggin' pudding
Madonna: Like a Virgin
Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
OneRepublic: Apologize
It's too late to order fries
Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus

Mudvayne: Dull Boy
All work and no play makes me a dough boy
Toto: Africa
There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
Starship: We Built This City
We built this city on logs and coal
R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
Metallica: Fuel
give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
National Anthems: Oh Canada
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
Alice Cooper: Poison
I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
Gotta Kit-Kat, Gotta Kit-Kat, Gotta Kit-Kat, Gotta Kit-Kat Kat Kat Kat Kat, , Boom boom boom (Kidnap), Boom boom boom (Kidnap), Boom boom boom (Kidnap), Boom boom boom (Kidnap),
Starship: We Built This City
My pony plays the mamba

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